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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She don't like, she don't like, she don't like,

    Artist: Eric Clapton
    Song: Cocaine
    Real Lyric: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, Cocaine

    The story:

    Playing the song on an acustic guitar at a party,
    to impress a girl. After that last "she don't
    liiiiiike" there was a moment of silence, and I
    just let out that Gauguin like it was the most
    natural thing in the world. More silence followed.
    Seems like the people at the party weren't diggin'
    Gauguin as well

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