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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She chose Ohio State!

    Artist: Dixie Chicks
    Real Lyric: She knows the high stakes.

    The story:

    We were at Bud's bar in SLO, CA one night, drinking with Libby and Jeb, from Texas. Jeb was a bartender & heard the song ALL the time but thought it was a song about a girl leaving home for college and that, "She chose Ohio State". We were all laughing so hard I think someone wet their pants! And I've been singing it Jeb's way ever since.

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