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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She came in through the bathroom window
    Protected by a silver spoon
    But now she sucks her Golden Wonders
    By the banks of her own lagoon

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: She came in through the bathroom windowProtected by a silver spoonBut now she sucks her thumb and wandersBy the banks of her own lagoon

    The story:

    Casually consulting the lyrics online one day, I realised that my understanding of one of the most popular songs on one of the Beatles' biggest-selling LPs, after twenty years, had been wrong all along. (I had to check several sources because I was convinced I was right!)
    (Golden Wonders was Britain's biggest-selling brand of potato crisps from the days of Abbey Road to my sad realisation. I had unthinkingly decided it was just another UK brand reference, like "His son is working for the Daily Mail", or "he shoot Coca-Cola. Just seemed to fit right in stylistically, too.

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