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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shave the birds, I'm so lonely for you

    Song: Scar Tissue
    Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view

    The story:

    A few of my friends and I were singing this song at the top of our lungs a few years ago when we came to an abrupt stop after hearing someone belt out this nonsense. It seems one of my friends is in a perpetual state of confusion when it comes to song lyrics. She honestly didn't find it odd that the Chili Peppers were encouraging bird shaving. We laughed until we cried, and whenever we hear the song now we have to sing this version.

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