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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shave off, shave off, your moustache

    Artist: Bob Seger
    Song: Shakedown
    Real Lyric: Breakdown, takedown, you're busted

    The story:

    1987, I was in a car with some friends. One of them, in the front seat, heard this on the radio, and said, "I love this song!" He turned up the radio and sang this along with the chorus. I busted out laughing; he turned around to me and said that that was what he'd heard the first time he heard the song, and has sung it that way ever since.

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