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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Sharp Dressed Man" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by ZZ Top

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Sharp Dressed Man" Lyrics

    Everyone is crazy bout a souped up van.
    Every girl's crazy 'bout a half-dressed
    Every girl's crazy 'bout a short gas man
    Coz every girl crazy bout a shark's gas
    green shirt , blue shoes I don't know wh
    Every girl's crazy 'bout a shotgun blast
    every girls crazy bout a sharped a** man
    Erica'a crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
    Might as well go crazy for a shotgun wed
    Every girl's crazy 'bout John's best man
    Everyones crazy bout a sho glass man
    Everybodys crazy about one shot Sam.
    Every girls crazy 'bout a shot glass man
    Everyone's crazy bout a shotgun man
    Every girl's crazy for a shark-dress man
    shot best man
    Everybody's crazy 'bout a shark named Da
    Every girl's crazy 'bout a chartreuse va
    Ever go crazy about a shotgun man...
    everyones crazy for a Shot, dunk, slam!
    God Damn Man
    Shot Glass Man
    every girls crazy about a shove a stand
    Every girls crazy about a short greek ma
    Gonna go crazy but it sure feels good.
    Everyone's crazy but the jobless man
    because every girl's crazy bout a shirtl
    I've never been crazy 'bout a Chardonay
    Every girl crazy 'bout a SHOT GLASS MAN.
    Every girls crazy 'bout a shot glass man
    Gonna go crazy 'bout a shot-glass man.
    Every girl's crazy 'bout a shirtless man
    Taco, Top Hat
    Every girls crazy about a shirtless man
    Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp assed m
    Every one hates me "cause I hurt the lam

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