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    Shake it like a polarbear ninja.

    Artist: Outkast
    Song: Hey Ya
    Real Lyric: Shake it like a Polaroid picture.

    The story:

    Just in the car, people sang it differently.

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    this is awesome... a polar bear ninja!

    Hollister24 Mar 16, 2012 5:14 pm

    Like randogal said: EPIC. WAY better than the original lyrics, by far!

    Vueiy_Visarelli Aug 18, 2011 1:03 pm

    omfg thats hilarious

    Ninja_Penguin89 Feb 09, 2010 1:16 pm

    I always thought it was "Shake it like an olive-oil picture" xD This way is epic, though x]

    RubberDuckiesOfDeath Jul 16, 2009 11:29 am

    wtf xD

    nanjiz Jul 12, 2009 1:29 pm

    OMFGZ i want a polar bear ninja!

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 02, 2009 9:52 pm


    randomgal417 May 01, 2009 11:19 pm

    When I clicked on this an ad came up for saving endangered polar bears.

    MusicallyIntoxicated Apr 19, 2009 1:01 am

    when i read this the wwf ad was up on the page, needless to say it was a polar bear... probably not a coincidence, but really funny either way.

    lizzib Apr 08, 2009 1:30 pm

    A polar bear ninja? I want to see one of those! :)

    Stormeevampira Feb 27, 2009 1:50 pm


    theatregeek Feb 25, 2009 11:42 pm