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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Seems the highway patrol has found a jackknife man in a small bank in Illinois.

    Artist: Alabama
    Real Lyric: Seems the highway patrol has found a jackknifed rig in a snowbank in Illinois.

    The story:

    When I heard this as a kid, I thought that the missing man in the song had been involved in a bank robbery that involved his being held up at knifepoint. Years later, my husband and I were listening to it together and I said without thinking, "Oh! That makes more sense than what I thought it was!"

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