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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Seems that the plans they made put an end to you.

    Artist: James Taylor
    Real Lyric: Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you.

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    I didn't know it could be anything else! I had never bought any of his albums until I bought the Greatest Hits CD, which (of course) didn't come with lyrics. And my version made so much sense that I don't know if I would've ever looked to see if I was right. It wasn't until I read about someone else's (different) goof-up on your site that I realized I was wrong. Thank goodness the only other person here is my 2 yr old son, who can now learn the correct lyrics! The only reason I would say that my version is better is because my version makes it more general... you don't have to be talking about a girl with a certain name.

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