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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Seasons crying no despair
    Alligator lizards in the air

    Artist: America
    Real Lyric: Seasons crying no despairAlligator lizards in the air



    The story:

    Is there such a thing as a "reverse mondegreen?"
    From the early seventies until about one year ago,
    being notoriously hearing dyslexia afflicted, I
    was ABSOLUTELY, would-bet-my-life POSITIVE that I
    was hearing this song wrong. "Alligator lizards in
    the air?" Ha ha. No way.

    After all these years, it finally occurred to me
    to Google it, and what do you know. I wasn't
    hallucinating this time.

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