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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Seashore washed by the suds and the foam,
    with hair so long he's got to calling it home

    Artist: Grateful Dead
    Song: St. Stephen
    Real Lyric: Seashore washed by the suds and the foam,Been here so long he's got to calling it home...

    The story:

    Embarrassed? Why on Earth would I be embarrassed? What good does being embarrassed do anyway? Beside, no matter how many times I hear it, on any cd the Dead produced, it always sounds like they're saying "with hair so long...etc." The other way doesn't make any sense! Been where so long? The sea shore? What would be strange about that? But hair? That's another question...

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