The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I want you so It's an obsession.
The Misheard: And i want you to suck my circumcision
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning down the streets I've headed on
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Real Lyric: Living on a prayer
The Misheard: Falling of a chair
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: Lucy and this guy were dancing
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Real Lyric: Do you come from a land down under
The Misheard: Do you come from Holanda
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothing but a mistake
The Misheard: Ain't nothing but a small cake
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Real Lyric: I've got a girlfriend with buns in her hair
The Misheard: I've got a girlfriend with bolts in her head
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Real Lyric: My mother and my brothers used to breathe in clean air, and dreaming I'm a doctor.
The Misheard: My mother and my brothers used to feed me cleaner, and dreaming I'm adopted.
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Real Lyric: And of course, Henry the Horse dances the waltz.
The Misheard: And of course, Henry the Horse dances the worst.
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Real Lyric: Voulez vous coucher avec moi, se soir
The Misheard: voo voo, cool a shay, ah vey mwa, say "shwa"
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