The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
The Misheard: I'm from El Salvador I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint!
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've got to lose some weight!
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under?
The Misheard: Stupid, have your boots been plundered?
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Real Lyric: Wake me up before you go-go....
The Misheard: Wake me up for toast & cocoa!!
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Real Lyric: come and dig my earth
The Misheard: come and dig my herb
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Real Lyric: Rocket, Yeah Satellite of Love
The Misheard: Rocket, Yeah Set a Light Above
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Real Lyric: Bei mir bist du schoen
The Misheard: Buy beer Miss DuShane
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Real Lyric: Did you ever know that you're my hero, and ev'rything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
The Misheard: Did you ever know that you're my hero? You lift me up with all your charms. I can fly higher than a negro, You are the hair beneath my arms!
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Real Lyric: Oh, beautiful, for spacious skies For amber waves of grain For purple mountains' majesties Above the fruited plain America! America! God shed His grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea!
The Misheard: Oh, beautiful, for Spanish skies For amber waves of grain For purple mountains' majesties Above the fruity plane America! America! God shed His grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From C to shining C! Cha-cha-cha, On top of the house
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Real Lyric: I shot the sherrif, but I did not shoot the Deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sherrif, but I did not shoot him dead you see.
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