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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Tori Amos

    Song: Horses

    Real Lyric: Honey it's Bill and Ben

    The Misheard: Honey it's peeled and done

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

    The Misheard: I wish I could kill your kids and cats when you burn black

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity

    The Misheard: Sparing his life from this warm sausagee

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: Bennie she's really keen

    The Misheard: Baby, she's a hurricane.

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    Artist: Bay City Rollers

    Song: Saturday Night

    Real Lyric: S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!

    The Misheard: S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Hey! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Hey!

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    Artist: Good Charlotte

    Song: The Anthem

    Real Lyric: Another stupid anthem

    The Misheard: I never use the restroom

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-die

    The Misheard: I'm blue, I'm in need of a guide, I'm in need of a guide

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Are The Champions

    Real Lyric: No time for losers, for we are the champions of the world.

    The Misheard: You guys are losers, for we are the champions of the world.

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    Artist: Survivor

    Song: Eye Of The Tiger

    Real Lyric: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival...

    The Misheard: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight Risin' up to the terror of Al Qaeda...

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new compaint.

    The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I got a new dog Wayne.

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