The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When the shutter falls you see it all in 3-D it's your favorite foreign movie
The Misheard: when the shutter falls you see it all 3-D it's your favorite form of nudity
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An albino A mosquito My Libido
The Misheard: A mulatto An albino A mosquito A Burito
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: Here we are now, mashed potatoes
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little Early Birdie gave my anus curl a whirlie and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your head Joe Don't be alarmed now It's just a sprinkling from the Bake Queen
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Real Lyric: Your scarf it was apricot You had one eye in the mirror As you watched yourself gavotte
The Misheard: Your scarf it was halfway c**ked You had one eye in the mirror As you watched yourselfgo by
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Real Lyric: And that's when the hornet stung me And I had a serious dream With revenge and doubt Tonight we smoke them out You are ahead by a century
The Misheard: And that's when the hornets tongued me And I had a series of dreams 'Twas the end of dawn Tonight we smoke DeMalts You are a head-bite eccentric
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Real Lyric: top cop says i'm gonna win big
The Misheard: mop top say that i'm a wig fig
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls, Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
The Misheard: Don't go Jason Waterfalls Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
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Real Lyric: Red light yellow green light go crazy little woman in a one man show
The Misheard: red light green light green means go all this is is a one man show
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