The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head...
The Misheard: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash a brie tooth in your head...
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Real Lyric: Something takes a part of me You and I weren't meant to be A cheap f**k for me to lay Something takes a part of me
The Misheard: Something takes a part of me You and I were meant to be Archie Bunker formulate Something takes a part of me
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Real Lyric: When you can't really function you're so full of fear
The Misheard: When you can't really function you're so full of beer
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady!
The Misheard: Do the f**kin' lady!
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Real Lyric: Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. Im tired of living like a blind man
The Misheard: Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. Im tired of livin like black man.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, Or like a ruler in the night
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the naked lady
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Real Lyric: he's a killer queen gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind... (anytime)
The Misheard: She's a killer queen goodbye debate team hello drama team... guaranteed to blow your mind...anytime
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants were playing in the band
The Misheard: Memories and elephants were playing in the band
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Real Lyric: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
The Misheard: Jimmy craps corn and I don't care
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