The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a 3-day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a big red goat
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Real Lyric: And we lived a life of ease...
The Misheard: And we lived in frozen peas...
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Real Lyric: Do You have to let it linger?
The Misheard: do you have to power ranger?
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Real Lyric: Let me go on like a blister in the sun
The Misheard: Let me go wild like a twister in the sun
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Real Lyric: My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
The Misheard: My old man's a honkey with a barrel full of money
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Real Lyric: Never shined through what I've shown
The Misheard: Never shine to a one-eyed troll
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Real Lyric: Gonna make you my wife Raise a family
The Misheard: Gonna make you my wife you make me feel raunchy
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning altitudes I've ever known.
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Real Lyric: Can I Play With Madness?
The Misheard: Can I Play With Angus?
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Real Lyric: Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease
The Misheard: Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
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