The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I lock the doors in case I'm attacked.
The Misheard: I like abortions in case I'm attacked.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonley view
The Misheard: When the birds have shed it's a lonley view
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Real Lyric: Liberate my maddness
The Misheard: Lubricate my manhood
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Real Lyric: Arthur he does as he pleases...
The Misheard: Arthur eats dozens of pizzas...
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Real Lyric: Misdemeanor here
The Misheard: Mister Mullet-head
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Real Lyric: He told me several times that he didn't like my kind
The Misheard: He told me seven times that he didn't like my kind
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, until they rolled her in the night.
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Real Lyric: Oh yeah, live goes on Long after the thrill of living is gone
The Misheard: Oh yeah, live goes on Long after the threat of eleven-inch dong
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Real Lyric: with the lights out, its less dangerous here we are now entertain us
The Misheard: with the lights out, smashed potatoes and it looks like smashed potatoes
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Real Lyric: i left my heart to the sappers 'round khe san
The Misheard: i left my heart to the sales man khe san
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