The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come on Eileen Oh I swear (well he means) You mean ev'rything
The Misheard: Come on Eileen You got cum on your jeans You mean ev'rything
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little early-birdy gave my anus curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: When the lights out It's Less dangerous
The Misheard: When the lights out MASHED POTATOES!
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Real Lyric: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
The Misheard: 'Scuse me while I eat this pie
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Real Lyric: It's gotta be big
The Misheard: Scatterbrain pig
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Real Lyric: To Martinique, that Monserat mystique.
The Misheard: I like, to eat, the mounds of rotten steak.
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Real Lyric: They call them the Diamond Dogs
The Misheard: They call me Diana Dors
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Real Lyric: Billy jean is not my lover
The Misheard: Billy Jean rock my world!
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Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship
The Misheard: I will go down with this s**t
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Real Lyric: The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
The Misheard: The ice needs paint, it's gettin' pretty thin
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