The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You played dead But you never bled
The Misheard: You gave head But you never bled
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Real Lyric: The only thing a gambler needs is a suitcase and a trunk
The Misheard: The only thing a gambler needs is a suitcase and a job
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Real Lyric: I can't get no girly action
The Misheard: I can't get no good reaction
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Real Lyric: We can't rewind; we've gone too far.
The Misheard: The country wines "We've gone too far."
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba di da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue, If I were green I would die, If I were green I would die, If I were green I would die
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Real Lyric: Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
The Misheard: Out here in the fields Alfalfa's my meal
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet.
The Misheard: I'm only a man with 40 red sheep.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a deuce in the rotor of the night
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front, it's a put on
The Misheard: Livin' in a funk, livin' in a funk..it's a put on.
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Real Lyric: this is the anthem throw all your hands up!
The Misheard: this is the anthem blow on your friends c**k
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