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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bangles

    Song: Walk Like an Egyptian

    Real Lyric: blonde waitresses take their trays they spin them around and they cross the floor

    The Misheard: blondes make dresses and take their pays and spin around the floor and cross for more

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    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around

    The Misheard: Sammie dammie da and wazzies all around

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    Artist: Gala

    Song: Free From Desire

    Real Lyric: My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs .... free from desire - mind and senses purified

    The Misheard: My lover's got my money, his god is from Belize .... Freeform design - mod incense is purified

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap!

    The Misheard: Gungha Din and a glass of gin.

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Smoke On The Water

    Real Lyric: We all went down to Montreux - on the Lake Geneva shoreline

    The Misheard: We all went down to Montreaux - Operation: Meet the Shoreline

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Message In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: Sending out an SOS

    The Misheard: Send Bernard an SOS

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    Artist: Avril Lavigne

    Song: Sk8er Boi

    Real Lyric: slamming on his guitar

    The Misheard: so lemon on his guitar

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lodi

    Real Lyric: Oh, Lord, I'm stuck in old Lodi again

    The Misheard: Oh, Lord, I'm stalkin' an old guy again

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    Artist: Stone Roses

    Song: I Wanna Be Adored

    Real Lyric: I wanna be adored you adore me

    The Misheard: I wanna be a door

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    Artist: Jamiroquai

    Song: Canned Heat

    Real Lyric: Got canned heat in my heals tonight baby

    The Misheard: You're camping in my heels tonight baby

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