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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Steppenwolf

    Song: Born To Be Wild

    Real Lyric: Fire all your guns and watch them explode into space

    The Misheard: Fire all your guns Watson into outer space

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2

    Real Lyric: all in all it's just a-nother brick in the wall

    The Misheard: hol' ihn, hol'n unters Dach, nother brick in the wall (first part in German, my mother tongue)

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart

    The Misheard: She sees the hat but is she gonna touch it? She ceases it and runs right over your heart.

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Daughter

    Real Lyric: The picture kept will remind me.

    The Misheard: The Fisher King will remind me.

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Paint It Black

    Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want it painted black

    The Misheard: I see a rickshaw and I want to paint it black

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    Artist: Steve Winwood

    Song: Higher Love

    Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love

    The Misheard: Bake me a pie of love

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    Artist: Commodores

    Song: Brick House

    Real Lyric: She's a brick house

    The Misheard: She's a brick-- ow!

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    Artist: Smash Mouth

    Song: All Star

    Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Back to the rule and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [Chorus:] Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire how about yours That's the way I like it and I never get bored

    The Misheard: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her thumb and the shape of the L on her forehead. Well, the insides coming and they don't stop coming Back to the

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    Artist: They Might Be Giants

    Song: Particle Man

    Real Lyric: or does the the water get him instead

    The Misheard: or does the water get him in debt

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Suspicious Minds

    Real Lyric: We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much baby

    The Misheard: We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I'm wearing too much makeup

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