The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lookin' like a true survivor...
The Misheard: Lookin' like a shishkabob...
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Real Lyric: We're heading for Venus
The Misheard: We're heading for peanuts
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Real Lyric: there ain't no lyin' only real is real
The Misheard: there is a lion on the ferris wheel
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Real Lyric: Love, sex, intelligence
The Misheard: love, sex and chedder-chance
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Real Lyric: We are family
The Misheard: Peacock family
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Real Lyric: Actually, I have 3 mishearings: 1) They burned down the gambling house, it died with an awful sound. 2)But some stupid with a flare gun burned the place to the ground. 3) We ended up at the grand hotel, it was empty cold, and bare
The Misheard: 1) They burned down the gambling house, it died with an awkward sound 2)But some stupid with a playgun burned the place to the ground. 3) We ended up at the grand hotel, it was ten feet, cold as hell
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Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view
The Misheard: In a purple shed alone with you
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light.... Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light.... Wrapped up like a deuschund, and her owner in the night.
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Real Lyric: She's got eyes of the bluest skies, as if they thought of rain.
The Misheard: She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thaw it would rain.
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Real Lyric: He was a hard-headed man; he was brutally handsome.
The Misheard: He was a hard-headed man; he was ruder than handsome.
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