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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lodi

    Real Lyric: I'm stuck in Lodi again

    The Misheard: I'm suckin' on old Diane again

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    Artist: Foundations

    Song: Build Me Up Buttercup

    Real Lyric: I need you, more than anyone darlin'

    The Misheard: Honeydew! More than anyone darlin'

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    Artist: Uncle Kracker

    Song: Drift Away

    Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul i wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

    The Misheard: Give me the beat boys and free my soul i wanna get lost in mr.mastriannis whole and drift away

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Count the headlights on the highway....

    The Misheard: Count the headlice on the highway...

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: GLowing like the metal on the edge of a knife

    The Misheard: Going up the middle on the edge of the night

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

    The Misheard: Dirty deeds done on nice clean sheets

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night...

    The Misheard: blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another rudder in the night

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    Artist: Jackson Janet

    Song: What Have You Done for Me Lately

    Real Lyric: Soap opera says, you've got one life to live...

    The Misheard: So Barbara says, you've got one life to live...

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    Artist: Golden Earring

    Song: Twilight Zone

    Real Lyric: Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned.

    The Misheard: Place is a madhouse, feel I'm being blown.

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: You Shook Me All Night Long

    Real Lyric: She was a fast machine, She kept her motor clean,

    The Misheard: She was a fax machine, She kept her monitor clean

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