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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: searchin' formy lost shaker of salt

    The Misheard: searchin' for my lost Digger the Dog

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    Artist: Procol Harum

    Song: A Whiter Shade of Pale

    Real Lyric: One of sixteen vestal virgins

    The Misheard: When they're sixteen, they're still virgins

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    Artist: England Dan & John Ford Coley

    Song: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight

    Real Lyric: "I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in..."

    The Misheard: "I'm not talkin' 'bout molybdenum..."

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: Play me a song, you're the piano man

    The Misheard: Play me a song, yellow piano man

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Sunday, Bloody Sunday

    Real Lyric: Sunday Bloody Sunday

    The Misheard: Sunday Boobie Sunday

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Kokomo

    Real Lyric: Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama Key Largo Montego, baby why don't we go Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo,

    The Misheard: Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama Key Largo Montego, baby why don't we go Ooh slowly slip off your coconut bra

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    Artist: Bonnie Tyler

    Song: It's A Heartache

    Real Lyric: It's a hearthache, nothing but a hearthache...

    The Misheard: It's a hard day, nothing but a hard day...

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor

    The Misheard: Sore over Benidorm

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    Artist: George Harrison

    Song: Got My Mind Set On You

    Real Lyric: I got my mind set on you

    The Misheard: Look out! I might sail on you

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It! No one wants to be defeated! Showin' how funky strong is your fight! It doesn't matter who's wrong or right. Just Beat It, Just Beat It

    The Misheard: Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It! No one wants to beat the fetus! Sure, you're kinda funky, show us you're right! It doesn't matter who's bong-a-night. Just Beat It, Just Beat It

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