The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got laughy boobs, her ma has hooves
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Real Lyric: So then I took my turn Oh what a thing to have done
The Misheard: So then I took my turd Oh water think of dung
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Real Lyric: Baby it's okay
The Misheard: Baby he's all gay
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Real Lyric: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
The Misheard: It's the eye forming tiger, it's the cream of the pie
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Real Lyric: Hey now you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
The Misheard: Hey now you're a Rock star, get the go on, get laid.
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Real Lyric: everybody's got one
The Misheard: everybody smoke pot
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Real Lyric: Jones and me Jones and Me Jones and me
The Misheard: Jon Bully Jon Bully Jon Bully
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freezeout
The Misheard: Red Devil you can freeze there!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche into the rubber of the night
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Real Lyric: ”Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight”
The Misheard: ”Show me hot f**king, strong is your fight”
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