The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't care too much for money
The Misheard: I don't care to botch my money
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Real Lyric: pictures came and broke your heart
The Misheard: b**thes came and broke your heart
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Real Lyric: Two big horns and a wooly jaw
The Misheard: Two big whores and a wooly dog
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Real Lyric: It's getting late have you seen my mates
The Misheard: It's getting late have you seen my legs
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Real Lyric: Get up, come on, get down with the sickness.
The Misheard: Get up, hit the monkey down with the seat rest.
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Real Lyric: dear sir or madam will you read my book.
The Misheard: dear sarah lee will you feel my boobies.
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Real Lyric: Dreams can come true Look at me babe I'm with you
The Misheard: Dreams can come true Look at me babe I met a pickle
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Real Lyric: Blitzkreig bop
The Misheard: Let's streefight
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Real Lyric: Got a machinehead.
The Misheard: Got a mushy head.
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Real Lyric: the last car to pass, here I go
The Misheard: the quart of pabst,here I go
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