The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
The Misheard: And the way she looked was way beyond a man.
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Real Lyric: Cost Coast Slave ship bound for cotton fields
The Misheard: count your p***y
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Real Lyric: Hopelessly devoted to you
The Misheard: Hopelessly related to you
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Real Lyric: And of things that will bite, yeah!
The Misheard: And of baked apple pie, yeah!
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Real Lyric: Creole Lady Marmalade
The Misheard: Three old ladies...
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Real Lyric: Those who died are justified For wearing the badge They're the chosen whites
The Misheard: Those who died are justified For wearing the badge Take a chosen wife
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Real Lyric: sat around the fire and laughed
The Misheard: sat around the fire saturn laughed
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Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you.
The Misheard: I've got' put my sale on you.
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They saved a pair a dice then put up a parking lot
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Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
The Misheard: And Elaine is is my ears and in my eyes.
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