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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Wish You Were Here

    Real Lyric: Would you exchange A walk-on part in the war For the lead role in a cage

    The Misheard: Would you exchange A walk-on part in the war For a lean role in a cage

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    Artist: The Association

    Song: Cherish

    Real Lyric: And I do Cherish you

    The Misheard: And I do Cherry shoe

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Smoke On The Water

    Real Lyric: To make records with a mobile

    The Misheard: To make records with the motown

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    Artist: 10CC

    Song: Dreadlock Holiday

    Real Lyric: Don't you cramp me style Don't you queer me pitch

    The Misheard: Don't you cramp my style Don't you queer me, b**th!

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    Artist: Smash Mouth

    Song: Walkin' On The Sun

    Real Lyric: And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars

    The Misheard: And teach the world to snuff the fires and the lawyers

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: A mullato An albino A mosquito My libido A denial...

    The Misheard: A Millano and a rhino a mosquito by the beetle Bloody Nile...

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: Cocaine

    Real Lyric: She don't lie She don't lie She don't lie Cocaine

    The Misheard: She don't like She don't like She don't like, Cocaine

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    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey

    Real Lyric: "Admiral Halsey notified me he had to have a berth or he couldnt get to sea"

    The Misheard: "Admiral Halsey notified me he had to have a bath or he couldnt get to sleep"

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    Artist: Prodigy

    Song: Out of Space

    Real Lyric: I'll send your brain to another dimension Pay close attention

    The Misheard: I'll send your brain to another dimension Please close the kitchen

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: Nibblin' on sponge cake

    The Misheard: Lebanon sponge cake

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