The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?
The Misheard: Livin' like a tramp, like a greedy old man Devil is a woman, can I be your man
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Real Lyric: Looking through the bent-back tulips
The Misheard: Looking through the big fat Jew lips
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Real Lyric: So hop aboard the turntable
The Misheard: So hop aboard the turkey boat
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Real Lyric: Love me like you do, love, love, love, love me like you do
The Misheard: Love me like a dude, love, love, love, love me like a dude.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She sees the hat rack, is she gonna touch it?
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Real Lyric: Let Jah provide the bread
The Misheard: We'll jump rope 'cross the bridge
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Real Lyric: Run like the devil from the excise man
The Misheard: Run like the devil from the egg-sized man
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
The Misheard: She used to have a visible attraction.
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Real Lyric: I'm as free as a bird, now
The Misheard: I'm as a free as a birdhound
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Real Lyric: I'm the lyrical gangster
The Misheard: I'm the leprechaun gangster
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