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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bananarama

    Song: Venus

    Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire...

    The Misheard: I'm your penis, i'm your fire, spank me sire ...

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sweetness Follows

    Real Lyric: Sad But True

    The Misheard: Zed Patrol

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da

    The Misheard: I pooed i believe i just died i believe i just wiped

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    Artist: Static-X

    Song: Fix

    Real Lyric: Tune It In Chill Out Drop Dead I Need A Fix

    The Misheard: Tuna Mint Jello Drop Dead Banana Fish

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: We Built This City

    Real Lyric: We Built this city We built this city we built this city of rock and roll

    The Misheard: We kilt this kitty we kilt this kitty we kilt this kitty when it cross the road

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    Artist: Sir Mix-A-Lot

    Song: Baby Got Back

    Real Lyric: Oooh, rub that smooth skin.

    The Misheard: Oooh, rump of smooth skin.

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    Artist: Mamas and the Papas

    Song: California Dreamin'

    Real Lyric: I'd be safe and warm, If I was in L.A.

    The Misheard: I'd be safe at war, If I was in L.A.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

    The Misheard: Sparing his life from his strong saucity

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: Graceland

    Real Lyric: As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair from her forehead.

    The Misheard: As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair from the far end.

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Jack and Diane

    Real Lyric: little ditty, 'bout jack and diane two american kids growing up, in the heartland

    The Misheard: little ditty, 'bout jack and diane two american kids throwin' up, in a trashcan

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