The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: According to our sources, the street's the place to go!
The Misheard: According to all sources, the street's the place to go!
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street, Willie and the Poor boys are playing bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner Howdy in the street Winners and Poor boys are praying That the'll eat thier happy feet.
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus, I'm your fire
The Misheard: I'm your penis, I'm your fire
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Real Lyric: I was born on Olympus, To my father a son.
The Misheard: I was born on an impulse, To my father a son.
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise And put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise And put on that f**king light
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Real Lyric: take it to the limit
The Misheard: take it to the lemon
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty knees, sunburnt sheep
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life from these warm sausageeeese
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint..
The Misheard: Hey! Way! I've got a lycopene...
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