The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years? Stowin' away the time? Are you gatherin' up the tears? Have you had enough of mine?
The Misheard: Are you reelin' in the yeast? Stowin' away the time? Are you gobbling up the cheese? Have you had enough of mime?
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Real Lyric: oh oh oh its magic, you know, never believe its not so
The Misheard: oh no no its my gadget, you ho, never be leaving my bow.
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Real Lyric: Baby I'm so into you You got that somethin' What can I do
The Misheard: Baby I'm so into Jews They got that matza How can I lose?
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force (don't stop) Don't stop till you get enough
The Misheard: Dig a hole for a post hole, Don't stop 'till you get it up!
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Real Lyric: She can't find a better man
The Misheard: She can't find the buttermilk
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now, Gets around
The Misheard: Hey little thing, lemon-lime chicano, cause mama I'm sure the handyman gets around.
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street
The Misheard: Steve walks merrily down the street
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Real Lyric: I love rock n' roll!
The Misheard: I drove off the road!
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Real Lyric: This is what it sounds like when doves cry
The Misheard: This is what it sounds like when doves collide
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Real Lyric: Well give your ID card to the border guard Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard Of the United Federation of Planets
The Misheard: Now you ride to guard till you're Beauregard Yeah, you're ready and set, you got Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets
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