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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: some people say that there's a woman to blame

    The Misheard: some people say that there's a warm dinner plate

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    Artist: The Spinners

    Song: One of a Kind (Love Affair)

    Real Lyric: You've just got to hurt her.

    The Misheard: You've just got to f*** her.

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    Artist: Sade

    Song: Smooth Operator

    Real Lyric: Smooth operator

    The Misheard: School's finally over

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: You Shook Me All Night Long

    Real Lyric: Yeah, you shook me all night long... (and...) Back in the ring to take another swing...

    The Misheard: Yeah, you! She'll be all night long!... (and...) Back in the rig to take another swig...

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Genie In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: Come and let me out

    The Misheard: Come on in Me-ow

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: No One Knows

    Real Lyric: We get these pills to swallow how they stick in your throat take and go.

    The Misheard: We get these pills to swallow how they stick in your throat tastes like gold

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    Artist: Blind Melon

    Song: No Rain

    Real Lyric: i like to keep my cheeks dry today

    The Misheard: i like to keep my cheating 'stragedy'

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Take A Chance On Me

    Real Lyric: If you change your mind, Im the first in line Honey Im still free Take a chance on me ... Gonna do my very best and it aint no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try

    The Misheard: If you cheat you're blind, I'm the freeing kind Honey I still see Take a chance on me Gonna wear my fairy dress and it ain't black tie you point me to the mess and then let me cry.

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Night Fever

    Real Lyric: I got higher in my walkin'.

    The Misheard: I got hair in my mouth.

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    Artist: Tragically Hip

    Song: Ahead By A Century

    Real Lyric: You are ahead by a century

    The Misheard: You are an afro-centric

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