The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Flowers, cards and candy (I do it just cause I'm...)
The Misheard: If I was cotton candy, I've now become your floss
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Real Lyric: Thats me in the corner Thats me in the spotlight, Losing my religion
The Misheard: Thats me in the corner, Thats me in the spa, like Losing my religion
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Real Lyric: Fame--makes a man take things over Lets him loose and hard to swallow
The Misheard: Fame--makes a man take things over Makes his looks hard to swallow
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Real Lyric: It's mine--it's mine--is just his line To bind your time--it drives you to crime
The Misheard: Nine to five is just as fine You'll find yourself in Liverpool crying
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Dean, Thunder Chief
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
The Misheard: She's a slutty Mormon, you should know.
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Real Lyric: Men weren't meant to ride with clouds between their knees
The Misheard: Men want men to ride with clouds between their knees
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Real Lyric: Don't you queer on me pitch
The Misheard: Don't you wee on me, b**th
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy like mashed potatoes
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Real Lyric: Hush Hush, keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: Oh Josh, even downtown, voices carry
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