The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...and he looks at her and he says, hey Darlin' I remember when you could stop a clock .
The Misheard: ...and he looks at her and he says, hey Darlin' I remember when you starve a blonde.
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Real Lyric: Opening words to song:(Come on Eileen!) (Come on Eileen!)
The Misheard: (We're goin' to Hanalei!) (We're goin' to Hanalei!)
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Real Lyric: Afternoon delight Cocktails and moonlit nights
The Misheard: Afternoon delight Cocktails and MRIs
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche Another roamer in the night
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Real Lyric: Bar-Bar-Bar-Bar-Barbara Ann
The Misheard: Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb her Ann
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Real Lyric: you ain't nothing but a hound dog
The Misheard: you turn me into a hound dog
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Real Lyric: You're so vain
The Misheard: You're insane
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart and you're to blame
The Misheard: Shot through the heart and you're too lame
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Real Lyric: Her lips are like a volcano that's hot
The Misheard: Her chips are like a potato that's hot
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Real Lyric: I just can't get enough I just can't get enough
The Misheard: I just can't get a muff I just can't get a muff
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