The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling
The Misheard: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some heroin
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Real Lyric: Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know, whoa whoa whoa
The Misheard: Here's to you Mrs. Robinson, she's a slutty Mormon you will know, whoa whoa whoa
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Real Lyric: It's murder on the dancefloor So you better not kill the groove
The Misheard: It's murder on the dancefloor So you better not steal the blows
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Real Lyric: Let me go crazy on ya Crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh
The Misheard: You got gravy on you
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Real Lyric: With a name like Dani California day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya'
The Misheard: With a name like Dani California day was gonna come when I almost got pneumonia
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Real Lyric: A vintage year for pop I hear
The Misheard: A vintage year for pop-eye here
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Real Lyric: This is my panic This is my call to arms
The Misheard: This is my f*ggot! This is my caramel corn!
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Real Lyric: Ballers, they gonna ball Shot callers, they gonna call
The Misheard: Balls, they gonna roll Shiny quarters, they gonna call
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Real Lyric: Death on two legs You're tearing me apart Death on two legs You've never had a heart of your own
The Misheard: Death on two legs You're tearing me apart Death on two legs You've never had a heart And you're old
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Real Lyric: Let my imagination run away with you gladly
The Misheard: Let my imagination run away with the candy
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