The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. and I drank too much last night got bills to pay...
The Misheard: My tears gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. I drank too much last night cause Bill's to pay...
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Real Lyric: Tamborines and elephants Are playing in the band Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon? ...doo do do do.
The Misheard: Hemorroids and elephants are playing in the band Won't you take a ride on a flying stool? ... do do do
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Real Lyric: Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Searchin' for my lost Shaker son
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Real Lyric: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire.
The Misheard: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme double genocide
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Real Lyric: Oh no I've said too much I set it up
The Misheard: Oh no I've said too much I've said it all
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner, don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Big old Jen had a strap on, Don't carry me off to the hay
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Real Lyric: Take your cat and leave my sweater
The Misheard: Take your cat who ate my sweater
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Real Lyric: all in all its just another brick in the wall.
The Misheard: all in all its just another kick in the balls.
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Sooner or Later
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Real Lyric: Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
The Misheard: Don't let the sound of your old man make you queezy
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