The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They gave you life And in return you gave them hell
The Misheard: They gave you life And in return you gave them head
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little early birdy kept my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old Jed and the Lighthouse
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Real Lyric: Raspberry beret
The Misheard: Red spirit beret
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Real Lyric: Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
The Misheard: Down like a sperm with the habits you've learned
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind, I’m the first in line Honey I’m still free Take a chance on me
The Misheard: If you change you mind on the virgin life On the outs, feel free Take a chance on me
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.
The Misheard: Ah the Punxsutawney Dancer.
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Real Lyric: Panama...
The Misheard: Burnin' Love...
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Real Lyric: let it be
The Misheard: les hippies
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Real Lyric: Hey, Wait, I've got a new complaint. Forever in debt to your priceless advice.
The Misheard: Hey Wayne! You're gonna lose your brain! Forever till death do you part, Big Surprise!
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