The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: can't buy me love
The Misheard: canned bag of love
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Real Lyric: ba ba ba ba barbara ann
The Misheard: bop bop bop bopper rain
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche Will you do the fandango
The Misheard: He's got a mouche, he's got a mouche will he throw it in fan now
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva om
The Misheard: My Guru days are gone
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Real Lyric: Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
The Misheard: Livin' like a lover with a red hot thong
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dream
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Real Lyric: Do the Hustle!
The Misheard: Get your Hotdogs!
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Otters and seals
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Real Lyric: It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking
The Misheard: Star like you, say sorry worst wings not a different story Mr. Mom, stakin forever your heart was breaking
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a virgin, f**ked for the very first time
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