The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings I hear violins.
The Misheard: When Smokey sings, I hear violence.
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Real Lyric: Dont speak, I know what you're thinking
The Misheard: Roastbeef, I know what you're thinking.
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Real Lyric: I looked above the other day
The Misheard: I missed the bus the other day
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Real Lyric: And music is my aeroplane
The Misheard: Kiss this aero-wing
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With a bourbon shake its a long way to you... When they burn my shed its a long way home.... etc..... :)
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around
The Misheard: sum your body down and whinies all around
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Blvd
The Misheard: Until the sun comes and i stand with a cup full of farts.
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Real Lyric: I swear, I stared, my niece my witness.
The Misheard: I swear i stared My knees..my weakness.
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Real Lyric: With the lights on, its less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: There's a lighthouse, it's contagious Here we are now, don't detain us I'm so stupid it's contagious Here we are now, don't detain us
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
The Misheard: "F*@! the task force! F*@! the task force!"
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