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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue, da bu di da bu dai, da bu di da bu dai

    The Misheard: blue, I will breed then I'll die, I will breed then i'll die

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Canary In A Coal Mine

    Real Lyric: Canary in a coal mine

    The Misheard: Mary in a coma

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Warning

    Real Lyric: Caution Police Line You Better Not Cross!

    The Misheard: Gosh, your ponytails soon better not floss!

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    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne

    Song: Crazy Train

    Real Lyric: Millions of people, living as foes

    The Misheard: Millions of people, living assholes

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Bad Medicine

    Real Lyric: your love is like bad medicine bad medicine is what i need

    The Misheard: your love is like marilyn manson marilyn manson is what i need

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Heartache Tonight

    Real Lyric: There's gonna be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight, I know.

    The Misheard: There's gonna be a hot egg tonight, a hot egg tonight, I know.

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    Artist: Mystikal

    Song: Shake Ya Ass

    Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, but watch yourself.

    The Misheard: Take a bath, but wash yourself.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric moves, and mohair boots. I read it in a magazine.

    The Misheard: She's got electric moves, my mom has boobs. It's better than a magazine.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric moves, and mohair boots. I read it in a magazine.

    The Misheard: She's got electric moves, my mom has boobs. It's better than a magazine.

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    Artist: Boston

    Song: More Than A Feeling

    Real Lyric: I begin dreaming.

    The Misheard: Laughing and dreaming.

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