The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The Misheard: At least you know you can always grow up and behave.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba dai da ba dee da ba dai
The Misheard: I'm blue and I sneezed on a guy
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Real Lyric: I won't put my hands up and surrender
The Misheard: I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved by Aunt Jemima
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: Boo boo chains and waterfalls
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Real Lyric: Took my time, took my chances
The Misheard: Took my dime, took my ten cents
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Real Lyric: searching for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: searching for my outlaw jigger a saw.
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Real Lyric: Now I'm free Free-fallin'
The Misheard: Now I'm free Frijoles
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Real Lyric: dude looks like a lady!
The Misheard: do the percalator!
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Real Lyric: "He had three outside children and another wife."
The Misheard: "He had three eyes, a tattoo, and another wife."
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