The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He talks in maths
The Misheard: He talks in mazz
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Real Lyric: All my friends are heathens take it slow
The Misheard: All my friends are eating steak and snow
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Real Lyric: I think the ocean has too many waves
The Misheard: Argentina has too many whales
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Real Lyric: When some sad old dream reminds you
The Misheard: When some sodomy reminds you
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had me circumcised telling mean old lies
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Real Lyric: and I fought every man for her
The Misheard: but I f***** every man for her
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Real Lyric: I got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
The Misheard: I'd rather ride that scooter than a limousine
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Real Lyric: If you could take my pulse right now It would feel just like a sledgehammer
The Misheard: If you could take my balls right now It would feel just like a sledgehammer
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Real Lyric: Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
The Misheard: Boy, you're an idiot, your touch so foreign
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Real Lyric: 'Kay, Dolores
The Misheard: Peter Lorre
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