The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Voice of confusion inside of me
The Misheard: Voice of confusion & sodomy
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Real Lyric: the girl with kaleidescope eyes.
The Misheard: The girl with colitis goes by.
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Real Lyric: Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right
The Misheard: But the boys who all want jazz shoes
Always miss the ride
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I left some brains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible touch-eh!
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Real Lyric: You can dance, you can jive… …Feel the beat from the tamborine
The Misheard: You can dance, you can dive… …Feel the beat from the jamboree
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Real Lyric: Its been a while, where should we begin.
The Misheard: Its been a wild west show. Lets begin.
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: 45 birds and I'm a pelican
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Real Lyric: Paperback Writer
The Misheard: Take the back right turn
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Real Lyric: don't throw your hand in
The Misheard: don't blow your head in
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