The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Go on, take the money and run
The Misheard: Go on, take the monkey and rum
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Real Lyric: Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
The Misheard: miller lite, miller lite
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Real Lyric: a mullato an albino a mosquito my libido
The Misheard: a mullato an albino a mosquito and a beetle
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Real Lyric: The Beautiful People, the Beautiful people....
The Misheard: KILL JEWS BURN THE KIKES KILL JEWS KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL ni**erS
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Real Lyric: I'm digging on the isotopes This metaphysic's s**t is dope And if all this can give me hope You know I'm satisfied
The Misheard: I'm digging on this ice-cream This metaphysic's s**t is pope And if all this can make me mope You know I'm just as high
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With durr birds, so long live you.
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Real Lyric: the shavin razor's cold and it stings
The Misheard: the shavin razor's old and it stinks
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the Paradise City
The Misheard: Take me down to the prairie dog city
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Real Lyric: im blue da ba de da ba do ba da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue if I o.d.'d I would die.
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Real Lyric: I've bought it
The Misheard: Alf Garnett
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