The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat, boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away.
The Misheard: Give me the PEOPLE and free my soul
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Real Lyric: I'm blue (da ba di)
The Misheard: I'm blue (I was mean I will die)
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Real Lyric: Rocketman burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocketman burning off his shoes up here alone.
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Real Lyric: I met a gin-soaked bar room queen in Memphis.
The Misheard: I met a gin so far off queen in Memphis.
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Real Lyric: going to a candidates debate
The Misheard: going to the can to m********e
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy, Like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy, Like corn white ass
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had me circumsized telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: my sacrifice
The Misheard: my sack of rice
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in mirror balls
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Real Lyric: Feed your head!
The Misheard: Figure head!
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