The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
The Misheard: Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my teeth before you leave me, baby
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Real Lyric: Even heroes have the right to bleed... Men weren't meant to ride with clouds between their knees... ... lookin' for special things inside of me.
The Misheard: Even heroes have the right to breed... Men weren't meant to ride with lads between their knees... ... lookin' for special things in sodomy.
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Real Lyric: Men weren't meant to ride with clouds between their knees... ...lookin' for special things inside of me.
The Misheard: Men weren't meant to ride with lads between their knees... ...lookin' for special things in sodomy.
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Real Lyric: Jackie sits back Collects his thoughts for a moment Does his best James Dean
The Misheard: Jackie sits back Flexes his nostrils a moment Does his best James Dean
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Real Lyric: Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile God if it lasts for an hour, that's all right
The Misheard: Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile Girl with a glass for an eye, that's all right
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Real Lyric: I'm just sippin on cama meal.
The Misheard: I'm just slippin' on camel milk.
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Real Lyric: They said get back honky cat Better get back to the woods Well I quit those days and my redneck ways And oh the change is gonna do me good
The Misheard: They said get back humpy cat Better get back to the woods With your wip wop ways and your wip wop ways And oh the change is gonna do me good
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Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag
The Misheard: Super-Sonic sleeping bag
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Real Lyric: I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson This is for real...
The Misheard: I slept with Ms. Jackson, This is for re-e-e-e-al...
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Real Lyric: I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
The Misheard: I'm just a soul whose intestines are good
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