The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shoo doo shoo be doo
The Misheard: Shut up, show me dough.
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Real Lyric: Stars, bulbs Spotlight, put the lights out, turn me on
The Misheard: Gods, bulls On the right, spotlights, footlights, D'Artagnan.
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Real Lyric: Big old Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big old June had a light on
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're an all-star
The Misheard: Hey now, you're an ulcer
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Real Lyric: Quick release the cash, watch it fall slowly
The Misheard: Quick release the cash, watch it fart slowly
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Real Lyric: Have you ever ridden horses through a rainstorm?
The Misheard: Have you ever been nauseous through a rainstorm?
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Real Lyric: Selling bar, candy
The Misheard: Salad bar, candy
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Real Lyric: Black X6, Phantom White X6, look like a panda
The Misheard: Legacies, family Why does she look like a panda
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Real Lyric: On the Peking ferry, I was feeling merry
The Misheard: On the Peking ferry, I was feeling Mary
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Real Lyric: Stinking up the ashtrays
The Misheard: Sucking up the ashtrays
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