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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Kim Carnes

    Song: Bette Davis Eyes

    Real Lyric: all the better just to please you.

    The Misheard: haul a bathtub just to please you.

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

    Real Lyric: The world needs wannabes. The world loves wannabes. Let's get some more wannabes.

    The Misheard: The needs wallabies The world loves a wallaby so let's get some more wallabies

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: Hash Pipe

    Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe

    The Misheard: You've got your problems I got my ass wiped You've got your big cheese I got my ass wiped

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: The Komucho mushroom people, sitting around all day

    The Misheard: Yakamoto mushroom peepholes

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Boxer

    Real Lyric: Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue

    The Misheard: Just to come home from the wars on 7th Avenue

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: A mosquito.

    The Misheard: I'm a skata.

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw

    Real Lyric: They say you are a snub queen.

    The Misheard: They say you are a snow queen.

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    Artist: Sade

    Song: Smooth Operator

    Real Lyric: No need to ask.He's a smooth operator.

    The Misheard: My car's got a smooth carburettor.

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: a denial

    The Misheard: Mag ik na jou?

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: White Flag

    Real Lyric: Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender

    The Misheard: I won't go down with this s**t And I won't put my man up and surrender

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